What to write about
Since laziness took over my life, my creativity has been going down the drain. I no longer have ideas for the blog and there’s nothing to ramble about these days. To correct this unfortunate mishap, I decided to spend some time at night brainstorming.
When it was almost 3.51am and I had still not come up with anything substantial, it finally hit my sleep-deprived mind. I would write about the things that don’t let me sleep at night and well, here we are.
What to Include in my list of things that keep me up
Of course, I had to have an actual list. So, I stayed up thinking of what to include.
How Lupita Nyong’o’s hair grew so fast
This one really gave me a hard time. The picture on the left was taken at the Critics’ Choice Awards, which took place on the 16th of January 2014 and the second picture was taken at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, which was on the 18th of January 2014. Now, how could her hair have become about an inch higher within 2 days? My brain could not handle it but I considered different options -texturiser, blowout, she might not have cut her hair in the first picture (hair magic) and finally, Juju. It really doesn’t matter, however. She’s beautiful. I eventually settled for texturiser.
Why the French Language is so gender conscious
Why does everything have to be either male or female? I mean, just WHY? As I continue to struggle with ‘Le and La’ and ‘Un and Une’, I shall never be satisfied with any explanation for this language torture.
Why I want to spend 4 years of my life studying Law when I have absolutely no desire to practice
I still don’t know the answer to this one.
What would happen if I decided not to go to university. I’m not really a dropout by the way. Sorry if you have been misled by the title of my blog. I'm taking a gap year.
Would I end up like Aliko Dangote or will my parents kick me out of the house, forcing me to become a street hawker?
Turquoise Bicycles because they look cool
How optimistic Ajebutter 22 is
In his song, ‘Celebrate in Advance’, Ajebutter 22 sings about how he celebrates the things he does not have because he knows he will get them someday. (I know right…what??)
What if he never gets these things? He would have wasted some money and valuable time celebrating in advance. I comprehend not but I admire his optimism. He was so optimistic that he made a song AND a video. It’s a nice song I guess.
Why Britney Spears has a dressing table in a dessert in the middle of nowhere in the video of her song.
I obviously had to find out the answers to some of these mind-boggling questions so I conducted some research. In the course of carrying out said research, I found out that the awkward V-shaped point in my hairline, in the centre of my forehead is called a ‘widow’s peak’. Who knew? I had spent my whole life wondering why there was a pointy ‘V’ on my forehead.